1. Fascinating Worlds to delve into.

Many novels tell interesting stories of intrigue. Some are mysteries that must be delved into and explained, others are chocked full of political intrigue and danger. Many popular films and series have been adapted from Novels, such as: Game of Thrones, The Glass Throne,  The Dresden Files: Storm Front, The Way of Kings, DUNE, Skyward, The Red Knight, The Book Which Shall Not Be Named, and so many more!

2. Interesting Stories and Tales.

Many Books feature rich and deep worlds with many mysteries within, take for instance; Brandon Sanderson’s Roshar from The Stormlight Archive series.
The continent is split in twain. One half is violently assaulted by Horrific Storms on a regular basis, whilst the other half is protected by the massive mountains in the middle of the continent. Brandon Sanderson goes in-depth on the plant and animal life that lives of the Storm Swept half of the continent, with plants that typically hide and writhe from within large stone cracks and crevasses.
Many more settings like Roshar exist!
Two common examples are; The Lord of the Rings with Middle Earth, and Dune with Arrakis.

3. If you read in the dark long enough you can get a cool pair of glasses.

What can I say, they’re pretty cool.
I cannot see them right now.
I need to them see.

4. Explore Unique Perspectives.

Some novels are told from unique perspectives that can let you appreciate the point in time that they were written or the kind of person that they are imitating. Such as Holden from The Catcher in The Rye, who is one of the most annoying, self-aggrandising, arrogant, insolent little swear words I have ever read of and the entire book is set in his perspective.
A real life lesson in when to quit suffering, consequences be damned.
Thank-you Year 11 English.

5. You can semi-politely ignore people in most settings.

There is nothing like sitting on the bus and using the novel ‘Gaurds! Gaurds!’ by Sir Terry Pratchett, as a smoke screen to ignore the Gang of Young Ruffians utilising the handles of the Vehicle as Jungle Gym Equipment, whilst they make Monkey Noises, desperately hoping beyond all hope that they won’t notice you.
It works, most of the time.

6. You can learn Humongous Words that can impress others. Retrograde.

Reading can slowly but surely expand your Hippopotamus sized vocabulary.
Here’s a link to the Dictionary for some examples of words you could learn!
https://www.dictionary.com/
Fibrochondrosteal

7. The best way to eavesdrop on other’s conversations!

With this, you can hang around at family gatherings without engaging in any conversation with inebriated relatives, such as Aunts.  

8. Finally learn why Frankenstein was the Monster!

Despite common consensus, Frankenstein is in fact the monster. This is because Frankenstein is the Doctor, not the Creation. Therefore in this 39 page essay, I will detail how this means that Frankenstei-  

9. Free Doorstops! Who ever said that books don’t have many uses?

Some novels are so large, they are referred to as Doorstops, because they can hold a door open.

10. I don’t know I’ve run out of Ideas. Have something related via 5 degrees.

Enjoy this photo of a cat instead.

‘He’s making that Stupid Face again, isn’t he?’

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