Jev Declassified, Lockdown Survival Guide
Hi, my name is Jev, and I’m stuck in lockdown and I’m going to show you 4 simple tips how to survive it.
The Food Smuggling
One of the best ways to get through lockdown is food, but the hardest part is smuggling said food from the fridge to your position of relaxation in your house as well as getting it past you parent’s without being questioned.
1 – The basic smuggle the food under your shirt.
2 – My personal favorite wear a hoodie and hide stuff in your hood or pockets.
3 – Say your feeling sick and need to get something from the fridge and then just grab whatever you want.
4 – Or just distract the parents and just run past!
The Battle for Entertainment
Now if you have a sibling like I do and one of the TV’s has all the gaming devices, Netflix, and Foxtel the best way to get around this is by.
1 – Waking up early and getting to the TV first
2 – Annoy the heck out of them till you get the TV!
3 – Fight them. Literally fight them.
4 – Grab one of the TV controllers and change it over. (Note: this only works if you are the elder sibling)
The Lockdown Fit
In lockdown the key is comfort as you don’t want to be to be too dressed up and seen as too fancy for lockdown because let’s face it no one is going to see besides your own family, and this can be achieved by.
1 – Shirt and trackpants
2 – Singlet and shorts
3 – Anything comfortable
4 – Even your undies if you’re staying in your room!
I get lockdown is boring, but I have a list of what you can achieve in this period time they are as followed:
1 – SLEEP!!
2 – Binge a TV show
3 – Eat
4 – Game
5 – Housework
And there you have it 4 simple ways to survive lockdown.
Be warned: Results may vary!!