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SPLENDOUR IS… SPLENDID

The announcement all music fans across Australia have been waiting for is here…

 

Splendour In The Grass 2019 has been announced and you’ll need to start saving like yesterday!

 

The annual Queensland festival is back from July 19 to 21 at North Byron Parklands. So, start checking out those flights asap.

 

Some of the artists we’re most looking forward to?

 

Childish Gambino – Poor old Donald Glover. He was supposed to see us last year but had to cancel after breaking his foot! Now he’s finally back, maybe we’ll even see a Perth sideshow?


Tame Impala
– Kevin Parker’s back in business with Tame Impala’s brand-new track ‘Patience’. With rumours of a new record on the way, let’s hope we hear some new tunes at Splendour!

Chance The Rapper – Chance was last here for Origin 2016! He’s released some absolute bangers since then – we can’t wait to hear them live.

SZA – One of the world’s most exciting RnB acts is making her return. She never fails to deliver a killer live show.
James Blake – Releasing his latest record ‘Assume Form’ in January, those new tracks will go off at Splendour.

 

Allday + Friends – Last year saw Dune Rats bringing out a load of their mates. This time it’s Allday’s turn. Who will turn up? Surely Mallrat and Japanese Wallpaper are in with a chance?

 

The Beths – We loved their debut record ‘Future Me Hates Me’, and their gigs are as fun as their tunes.

Psychedelic Porn Crumpets – It’s always a delight seeing our local bands hit the major stages. Psychedelic Porn Crumpets absolutely deserve it!

‘Mystery Oz Act’ – Who could it be? Midnight Oil is playing nearby days before. Ocean Alley is nowhere to be found on the lineup orrrr Murray Wiggle killed it with DZ Deathrays last year, let’s get those iconic skivvies on the stage!

 

Find the complete Splendour In The Grass lineup and details at splendourinthegrass.com.

 

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Everything is still awesome with Lego movie 2

Nobody could have predicted it. The Lego Movie, released way back in 2014, wasn’t the hollow marketing exercise most expected. Instead, full of social satire, sharply subversive humour and a cast list comprised of talent from this decade’s most acclaimed sitcoms, it made a surprise commercial and critical blockbuster… while still selling a brick-tonne of toys. Alright, we’ll stop with the puns before it’s too late.

 

Five years later and the long-awaited sequel has finally hit our screens. Is it as awesome as the first time around? Well…

 

The film picks up instantly from the last film, when the Lego world was invaded by Duplo aliens, and then flashes forward five years. Set in a knowingly grittier landscape strongly influenced by Mad Max: Fury Road, the gang are now living in ‘Apocalypseburg’ where everyone is gloomy except for our ever-optimistic hero Emmet (Chris Pratt). Life soon takes a turn for the worse as the original team is kidnapped and taken to the Systar System. You see, Queen Watevra Wa’Nabi plans on marrying the leader of Apocalypseburg. Of course, the only person who can save them is Emmet… but is all what it seems?

Unfortunately, if you’ve seen the original Lego Movie, it’s probably exactly how you predict. There’re a few changes including particularly enjoyable parody of Pratt’s acting career in new character Rex Dangervest (he’s a raptor training archaeologist cowboy galaxy defender… now that he’s lost the baby fat). There’re also more tunes but ultimately for The Lego Movie 2, the song remains the same. Enjoyable while playing but ultimately inconsequential. The jokes are there, the bright and busy world design is there, everything that did well the first time, but the story also follows the exact same beats. So much so you’ll swear you’ve just seen the same movie twice.

 

Maybe it’s a case of high expectations but now that the surprise is gone, The Lego Movie 2 brings too few new toys to the table. It’s a shame when the original is still so fun to play with.

 

3/5

 

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TRAILER TALK

There’s some very exciting movies coming our way…

Until then, we’ve been absolutely inundated with promising trailers!

Here’s our top five from the last month:

05. Toy Story 4

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Let’s begin with a controversial one. Woody, Buzz and the gang are back for a brand new adventure. Some people are very excited about this. Other people feel that Toy Story was a perfect trilogy and that there’s no need for a new one. Time will tell who will be proved right. In the trailer we meet new character Forky, the long-awaited return of a beloved character, and some ventriloquist dummies straight out of Goosebumps. Tom Hanks claims he was in tears recording the final lines for the movie… which means we’re all going to be emotional wrecks again, right? Released: June 20.

 

  1. Once Upon A Time In Hollywood (Warning: Explicit Language)
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Scf8nIJCvs4

 

Quentin Tarantino is releasing his 9th film and it looks huge. Just take a look at the cast: Leonardo DiCaprio! Brad Pitt! Margot Robbie! Al Pacino! Dakota Fanning! On a more sombre note, it also features Luke Perry’s final appearance. The film is based in late 60s LA and looks like Tarantino’s answer to the legendary Boogie Nights. Capturing the highs and lows of the era (there’s a glimpse of Charles Manson) and knowing the director, this one will get people talking. Released: August 15.

 

  1. Joker

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-_DJEzZk2pc

 

From ‘Walk The Line’ to ‘Her’, Joaquin Phoenix is easily one of our most talented modern actors. Now it’s time to take on a role few would envy. Batman’s greatest foe has been performed by many from the good (Jack Nicholson) to the… somewhat less good (Jared Leto) but there’s only one actor the role conjures in so many minds. Our own Heath Ledger consumed the character to such an extent that it will likely never be rivalled. However, this new trailer proves that Phoenix could put his own brilliant spin on the character. Taking a much more realistic and unsettling route, Joker could be a true highlight in an otherwise tumultuous decade for DC. Released: TBA in Australia

 

  1. Stranger Things: Season 03

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YEG3bmU_WaI

 

‘We’re not kids anymore’. It’s been two long years since the last season of Stranger Things and the kids are growing up fast. Now set in 1985, and looking very much the part, it seems again that something is not quite right in Hawkins, Indiana. Surely, you’d leave by now if you were living somewhere that crazy? Luckily for us, the gang haven’t moved and the trailer already promises many more adventures and frights to follow. We admit this isn’t actually a movie, but let’s be real, everyone’s going to binge it in one weekend (or less) and want more immediately. That counts as a movie! Released: July 04

01.. Avengers: Endgame
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TcMBFSGVi1c

So this quaint, garage-budget obscure indie flick is set…. Alright alright, you don’t need analysis on this one. It’s huge. It’s exciting. It’s coming very soon. Tickets are finally on sale. Find your Marvel buddy and go go go! Released: April 24

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Tim Minchin’s Aussie return a bonza night

Tim Minchin’s quite literally back. The tour posters and theatre curtain show the man facing away on the piano. He’s living in Australia again for the first time in years. Now he’s on his first major Australian tour since playing with Australian orchestras seven years ago. One of Perth’s most highly regarded exports (forget that he was born in London, he’s ours!) has finally returned and he has some stories to tell. Welcomed with rapturous applause at Crown Theatre, it’s almost like Tim Minchin is back where he belongs.

 

That may not be entirely true, he’s done crazy well writing for musicals Matilda and Groundhog Day, but Minchin looks entirely at home on stage. He welcomed us with a warm grin and began with a double shot of Plane Goes Down and F Sharp. Both are musically complex numbers but the piano is essentially an extension of the man. He could have been a concert pianist in another life but reality seems so much more fun both for him and us. Following the intro, Minchin takes the first of many show interludes to keep the crowd laughing. Most musician banter can get tiring after a while, but equally an accomplished comedian as a musician, this is never the case for Minchin.

 

The show is a combination of what Minchin calls ‘old songs, new songs, and f**k you songs’. Both because it’s true and that it rhymes, a well enough reason if there was one. This writer was particularly overjoyed to hear the jazz-tinged classic Mitsubishi Colt (Elton John interpolation and all), Thank You God, and the biographical tale Rock N Roll Nerd.

 

It’s halfway through the show when Minchin lets out a genuinely extra-musical surprise. It would spoil the show to reveal the moment but the evening is turned on it’s head and nearly prompts an early standing ovation. Minchin revels in the moment and it’s practically worth the admission price alone.

 

In a later interlude, Minchin begins ‘So after he was charged…’ and the question many have been waiting for is answered. Will he play the Cardinal Pell song? The song that made headlines in 2016 when Pell was refusing to speak about abuse within the church. The answer is no, but Minchin’s insight into the case and the part that his song played is fascinating in itself. He then follows with the only song that could justify any appropriate response to that entire situation: The Pope Song.

 

The show concludes with a song each from Groundhog Day and Matilda. Although Matilda’s already finished a phenomenally successful run in Perth, hopefully Groundhog Day will be here before you can say ‘Punxsutawney Phil’. It’s an inspired finale to a biographical set of consistent highlights. If there’s any criticism, he just couldn’t play it all… whether you were hoping for ‘Dark Side’ or modern Aussie Christmas tribute ‘White Wine In The Sun’. Maybe next time, let’s just hope it doesn’t take Tim Minchin another seven years to come back.

 

Tim Minchin is currently performing across Australia.
Dates can be found at timminchin.com

 

 

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5 New Recruits To Watch This AFL Season

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TRADING PLACES: Just a few of the big name changes for 2019. Photo: Herald Sun

It’s been a post-season period, moves left, right and centre, changing the landscape of football, especially in the draft. Trading was introduced into the draft in 2018 and 14 trades were made on November 22nd, with pick 19 being the highest. Other than the draft, the trade and free agency period saw the likes of first round draft picks like Jesse Hogan, Tom Scully and Dylan Shiel finding new clubs. It was big but the year ahead and their impact at their respective clubs will be bigger. So here’s a few of the plethora of players who changed clubs or found clubs that you should watch in 2019.

1. Nick Blakey

My only draftee entered into the list for this year, Nick Blakey will lead the first set of AFL players born in the 21st century for 2019. Blakey is the son of John Blakey, a 359-game veteran of Fitzroy and North Melbourne, so he already has fantastic pedigree. Blakey was one of the best forwards in the draft, kicking 12 goals in the U-18 Championships for the Allies this year. He’s been touted as a future captain and can play anywhere on the ground with his skills despite the move to the front half of the ground for the Swans academy. If he can slot into the Swans forward line near Buddy next season, he’ll be a fantastic prospect to watch.

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Nick Blakey and his Swans counterpart Luke Parker PHOTO: SportingNews

 

2. Reece Conca

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Reece Conca in his Tiger days PHOTO: Triple M

People might laugh at this one but I think Reece Conca has a lot to offer Fremantle. Conca can play anywhere on the ground as a small midfielder, forward or defender and has all the attributes to fill the void left by Lee Spurr in Fremantle’s backline. Already with 109 games to his name, Conca could easily fly under the radar of most clubs and will give the Dockers some edge with his tackling ability and manic pressure game-style brought over from the Tigers. Expect him to be fired up after a missed flag opportunity at Richmond.

3. Lachie Neale

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SEACHANGE: Lachie Neale has switched coasts to become a Lion for 2019 PHOTO: The West

Speaking of voids, Fremantle will now have to cover the massive hole in their midfield that’ll be left with the absence of ball-magnet Lachie Neale. Neale is already A-Grade talent and if the Lions had of kept Dayne Beams their midfield would be formidable. Neale hasn’t yet reached his prime and still has his best football ahead of him. He’s already a fantastic player and it’ll be scary to see how well he’ll play for the Lions. If Neale can average over 30 disposals in 2019, he could be winning plenty of games for Brisbane in their bid for their first finals berth in 10 years.

4. Jesse Hogan

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It’s all smiles at Fremantle PHOTO: Perth Now

The big fish Fremantle has being wanting for almost 10 years since Pavlich passed his prime. Jesse Hogan will be watched with careful eyes for the entire year as Fremantle fans hope and pray that he’ll be the answer to their forward line woes. Already pumped up as a superstar before his first game, Hogan has already slotted 152 goals in his 71 games for Melbourne since 2014. Hogan booted 47 goals in 2018 and heading into his prime can easily get to 60-70 a season, something the Dockers haven’t had since 2012. Get excited Dockers fans.

5. Dayne Beams

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Dayne Beams is back in black and white PHOTO: collingwoodfc.com.au

The prodigal son has finally returned for the Magpies and his name is Dayne Beams. After a very successful stint at Brisbane to play with his brother, Beams has become one of the competitions best midfielders and if not one of the best players in the league. Beams will add a capital S to the stellar midfield at Collingwood. If you want to see a midfield for the ages watch Beams, Pendlebury, Sidebottom, Treloar and Adams next season.

Honourable mentions

  • Dylan Shiel
  • Tom Scully
  • Isaac Quaynor
  • Chad Wingard
  • Steven May

KELSEY TRUSCELLO

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The Top 5 Places You MUST Visit This Summer In Perth

If you’re struggling to find things to do this summer and you’re used to staying at home with the AC cranked and Netflix on, then worry no more because I’ve compiled a list of (affordable) things for you to do this summer!

Cottesloe Beach

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Arguably one of Perth’s most iconic beaches, the photos never do it justice. Which is why you need to grab your mates and head on down! It’s only a 15 minute drive from Perth city so I guess you could say it’s pretty central. Whether you’re looking to grab a morning coffee, lunch with some friends, a nice dinner, maybe just a day for tanning, the ‘Cot’ has it all, you can even celebrate the end of the week with a cheeky Sunday sesh! Who could resist the beautiful beach that has so much to offer!?

Fremantle Markets

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Dubbed one of Fremantle’s most iconic locations, the markets were built in 1897. The markets have something for everyone, if you’re looking for some food, there’s plenty, keen to find some second hand items or maybe catch a small gig then it’s the place for you! It’s a bit of a drive if you’re from north of the river, but who doesn’t love a little road trip?

Swan Valley

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Only 2 minutes from Perth, the swan valley stretches across 32 kilometres with over 150 wineries, and many scenic destinations to take the family or maybe a friend’s day out? With lots to see and do I’s definitely take a whole day to explore the amazing swan valley region, and maybe even treating yourself to some chocolate at the swan river chocolate factory. With something to do for everyone you’re guaranteed a good day.

Kings Park

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One of Perth’s most iconic landmarks, a visit suitable for any time of day (or occasion!). With plenty of pre-organized event trough out year, there’s bound to be one that takes your fancy, or maybe just a stroll through the gardens and a picnic overlooking the amazing view of Perth city. Its definitely a good photo opportunity for the gram a must do over the summer.

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AFL Early Season Predictions for 2019

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AGONY AND ECSTACY: Will we see this again on Grand Final day in 2019? Photo: Herald Sun

PROGNOSTICATION as you well know is bold and very often wildly different to eventual outcomes. If this is anything to go by, former Carlton and Fitzroy, coach of four different clubs and long-time commentator Robert Walls predicted last season’s premiers, the West Coast Eagles to finish as wooden spooners. Last season saw some surprises and this season will, West Coast were not expected to win the flag, Adelaide missed the finals, Collingwood made the Grand Final after a five-year finals absence, Melbourne reached September after 12 years out and Hawthorn found its way back into the top four. So, without further ado here are my predictions for what will hopefully be a topsy-turvy, rollercoaster of a season ahead.

Here’s my crystal ball broken up into awards, headlines and ladders:

Premier: Collingwood

Runner-up: Essendon

Wooden spoon: Gold Coast

Moving up: Essendon

Set to fall: Geelong 

Brownlow Medal: Steele Sidebottom (Collingwood)

Coleman Medal: Josh Kennedy (West Coast)

NAB AFL Rising Star: Izak Rankine (Gold Coast)

Recruit of the year: Aaron Hall (North Melbourne)

Surprise All-Australian: Aaron Hall

Headline you’ll see: Josh Kelly joins Essendon on a record 11-year deal worth $2.5 million dollars a year.

Headline you won’t see: Sun-rise: Gold Coast overcome the odds to win their first flag. 

Buzzword or phrase of the year: ‘FREE AGENCY!’

Which free agent will change clubs? Matthew Kruezer (Carlton)

Game-changer: New rule changes will see major coaching adaptations.

Pass the tissues: Gary Ablett tares his ACL and retires effective immediately.

Ladder prediction

  1. West Coast Eagles
  2. Richmond
  3. Collingwood
  4. Melbourne
  5. Hawthorn
  6. Essendon
  7. GWS
  8. Adelaide

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  1. Brisbane Lions
  2. Port Adelaide
  3. Geelong
  4. Sydney
  5. Fremantle
  6. Carlton
  7. North Melbourne
  8. Western Bulldogs
  9. St Kilda
  10. Gold Coast

KELSEY TRUSCELLO